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    August 30

    2000年以后生的小孩~

      对于80后,90后的讨论似乎已经过气了,反正就那么点可对比的,说来说去也就腻了~  所以,今天,我们就来探讨下2000年后生的小孩!
      首先,2000年后生的小朋友们应该叫什么“后”尼?00后?好像有点别扭。。。 想不出。。。。
      朋友有个妹妹在幼儿园工作,那天告诉我了个喷饭的笑话。为了让上小班的孩子们提前适应幼儿园环境,开学前一星期家长就把混世魔王们送去磨练了~ 刚进去那些小鬼头们肯定是狂哭不止嘛,且一个哭另一个就跟着哭,结果就是全班集体哭!于是美女老师抱着杀鸡儆猴的幻想恶狠狠的跟其中一个哭的最响的小男孩说:别哭了!再哭大灰狼就来把你抓走! 这招果然奏效,小男孩立马用小手将眼泪一抹,中气十足的说:你放P!根本就没有大灰狼! @#%&*¥。。。。。
      我觉得我要是那个老师肯定当场就内出血倒地了。。。这是小班的学生吗?最多也就4岁吧。。。。看来80的90的以后只能一边Qiang Qiang了~
      所以我决定从该事件中吸取教训,以后严格管教我的小孩!把他训练成我说“老拐子来把你抓走!”也信的那种笨小孩,哈哈哈~~
     
     

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    wrote:
    To 丁丁:这个任务对你这个娘来说艰巨了点,基本上属于impossible级别的!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~
    To 刘派:MSN空间好挖~ 闲杂人等,没有~
    我现在就想把你抓来,涂点奥尔良酱烤了吃了!
    Sept. 6
    派 刘wrote:
    再哭就让周静把你抓走煮了吃!
    Sept. 6
    Yichen Liwrote:
    不喜欢小孩的人飘过……
    Sept. 1
    丁 丁wrote:
    我努力把他培养成四有新人,哈哈 真的 ,不准看电视,不准上网,不准干这个不准干那个,我要把他送朝鲜去~~~
    Sept. 1
    wrote:
    告诉他们:做人要坐懒羊羊,嫁人要嫁灰太狼!!
    Sept. 1
    wrote:
    To jhk:能把小孩教育成这样也不容易了。。。。
    Sept. 1
    jhkwrote:
    切~根本就没有灰太狼!动画片你还当真了啊!
    以上,幻想某00后说
    Aug. 31
    wrote:
    To 飞鸟の吟唱:对!这招肯定奏效!让所有滴小朋友们争当喜羊羊!哈哈
    Aug. 31
    wrote:
    应该说:再哭灰太狼就来把你们抓走- -~
    Aug. 30

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